Number of SMSTweets : 382

Recent Tweets

  • Every time I cross a Hot Chick or The Hot Chicken Tumbler,I pray that the Power goes off!
    updated on Jun 02
  • Well...Why don't they serve Beers instead of Water in Indian wedding banquets?
    updated on Jun 02
  • The Guy is 5'9,Girl is 5'5.Perfect matching.Just that the weight of the Girl is some 40 pounds more than that of the Guy!
    updated on Jun 02
  • Daughter marrying,Baap's money being spent like water...Well,its all fun,I came for the Biriyani,kisi ka baap ka paisa ho!
    updated on Jun 02
  • Distance makes the affection grow stronger.
    updated on May 30
  • I just cant sustain few things.
    updated on May 30
  • The universe is conspiring against me.
    updated on Apr 04
  • Do you call it a Birthday Party or a Birthday Bash? I call it a Money loot!
    updated on Apr 04
  • The better the idea,the better are its consequences.An idea is developed around several perfect conditions.
    updated on Apr 03
  • The best part of being in a relationship is that,it gives you the right to rule oneself.
    updated on Apr 03